so explain again why im purple
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No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she woke up with a sticky ear
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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