If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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