Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We are two peas in an std pod
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
