dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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