We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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