I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
