Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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