just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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