Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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