My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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