I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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