if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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