The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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