Your tits are I can't wait for
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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