you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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