glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
We're too hungover to prance.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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