At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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