so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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