At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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