we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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