This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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