Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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