i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Randomize
