what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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