you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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