My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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