it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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