come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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