Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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