thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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