Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Randomize
