question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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