no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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