If i come over, it means nothing
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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