escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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