I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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