when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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