if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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