Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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