Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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