Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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