If i come over, it means nothing
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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