Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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