my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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