Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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