Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
Dude. She just shit herself.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond