google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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