Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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