someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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