I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Mom said you looked used
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Randomize
