its not stalking. its research.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
