Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Someone came in the potted fern
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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