Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just cropdusted the office
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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