I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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