in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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